cindymayweather:

Comedian Hari Kondabolu on David Letterman (x)

(via politicalmachine)

brokenpencilsharpener:

I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking eachother and laughing so loud it made me realise I’m wasting so much time trying to make relationships perfect when all that’s really needed is someone who will laugh with me for the rest of my life

(Source: lost-and-so-not-found, via thecurseof-curves)

(Source: butnotquite, via pagingme)

letswastetimeontheinternet:

anarmydoctor:

vanityfair:

Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian McKellen, photographed by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair.


#they look like i imagine greek philosophers would look with modern clothes#they look like i imagine don quixote and sancho panza would look if they had come back to fight the imaginary monsters of our age

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

(via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)

ironychan:

moriarty:

IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

Look at the actual painting, though.  Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?

ironychan:

moriarty:

IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN

Look at the actual painting, though.  Can we talk about the depths of Steve’s denial here?

(Source: rogers-and-stark, via rhythmisnothinggowiththeflow)

meaganspooner:

sarahreesbrennan:

thinkjen:

And it’s not like you can just turn the internet off anymore. Or your brain. How do we even finish things anymore.

'I'M GONNA GET SO MUCH WORK DONE!' I murmur cheerfully to myself every morning.

At midnight, reading an obscure essay about Stephen King’s Pet Sematery, I murmur ‘How did it come to this…’

Aziz Ansari, tellin’ it like it is. 

(Source: bodiebroadus, via nicebutconfused)