genderpizzapalace:

marxisforbros:

I want to get this video embedded in my arm so I can watch it whenever I get sad. 

YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS OMFG

(via hawkeyerotic)

The one thing I would tell myself is that you don’t have to be anything for anyone. And, that it’s all right to just be who you are. […] Everyone has his or her own aesthetic. And, if you’re changing yourself for every person and every situation, you can’t really find out who you are for yourself.

(via applesandelephants)

Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?

(Source: mistersnape, via fuckyeahdeathlyhallows)

moniquill:

Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!
Kitten: I have made a tactical error.

moniquill:

Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!

Kitten: I have made a tactical error.

(Source: togifs, via exames)

Bahaha.

orangeitnblack:

fuckyeah-alexvause:

o-i-t-n-b:

How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps

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voguememoirs:

She is so cute! Awh!

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